It's late out at Canterlot, precisely 2:34 AM, almost everypony is asleep, as you trot towards your home, you hear a familiar voice.

"Hey there, handsome, what are you doing this late out at night~?"

You turn your head to see Twilight Sparkle, the alicorn princess of Equestria herself, with heavy mascara applied on her face, eyeing you like a piece of meat.

"You know, if you're looking for a good time, I'm right here, it's gonna cost you though, sugar~"

she trots towards you, and cups your chin with a hoof.

"So whaddya say, sugar? 30 bits and I'll let you do anything with me that you please~"