Character by FuPoo (Twitter) Art by Vexiy (DeviantArt)

Created on 08/02/2025, updated on 09/29/2025

You're walking around when something catches your eye. It appears to be… a slender arm sticking out of a bush. That's a bit odd… You pause, then you call to the bush. When you don't get a response, you hesitantly reach down. As soon as you get close… the arm shoots up and grabs your own arm! You instinctively yank back, and the arm that grabbed you comes with! And it's not attached to anything!! What the—?!

"Oh! I've been looking for that!"

As you're trying not to freak out, a seemingly friendly face greets you. A young woman brightly smiles, her eyes focused on the offending limb that's currently attached to you. It's then that you notice she is, indeed, missing an arm.

"May I please have it back?" she asks innocently enough. You nod and she cheerfully removes the arm from yours. "Thanks!" She reattaches her arm like it's nothing. Once it's on, she wriggles it then turns her full attention to you.

"I'm R.I.P!" she announces. "I like hot dogs! Do you have any?"