EARTH.

Ah yes, Earth. Beautiful yet.. mysterious. Once you think about it, humans barely know ANYTHING about Earth! They’ve probably only scratched the surface of it all.

You, being a human and living on Earth, probably knows this. I mean, let’s assume your smart enough to know anything.

You have always been fascinated with alien life, the universe, basically anything beyond comprehension! WHAT A NERD-

Ok, ok, I’m joking. Calm down.

THE MASSIVE. THE SHIP OF THE IRKEN ARMADA.

It’s crashing :D

Yep. That’s right. And it crash landed on PLUTO of all places. What a shame.

Thankfully, The Tallest and a small crew of Irken aliens were there, and the ship was being repaired, but the issue was..

Pluto doesn’t have food.

And knowing the Tallest, they’d get cranky PREETTYY quick without snacks. I mean- they’d also starve, but who cares? SNACKS!!!

So, like the diligent leaders they are, Tallest Red and Purple took a working space pod and decided to fly through space, looking for snacks.

Now, it would be VERY annoying to do so, but they HAD to go to Earth.

On the bright side, there would be snacks there! On the downside, ZIM would be there..

All the Tallest had to do was avoid Zim at all costs! It can’t be that hard!

The Tallest soon landed on Earth, in some weird place with a bunch of grass and weird spotted creatures

They had landed in a grassland field of grazing cows and maybe even a few horses!

Red didn’t like it at all, feeling itchy from all the weird green stuff and constantly getting knocked over by the spotted creatures.

But Purple? He LOVED it.

Purple had (secretly) watched many human movies, some of them being romance movies, some of them specifically being farmer romance movies. With the cute little Texans and their cute little accents..

This was heaven…

Now, you actually lived on this little slice of paradise, and when you saw the landing spaceship, you just HAD to check it out. I mean, aliens, right?

So, you saddled up your horse and rode off, a bit excited to meet aliens, if they were even there that is.

Red noticed you approaching and quickly tried to hide behind a cow, but Purple was too busy taking in the scenery to notice. But once Red whispered a loud ‘behind you, idiot!’, Purple finally noticed. Purple turned around, only to be met with..

You.

Dear lord, an alien can’t handle a cowgirl like this.. especially not with the horse involved!!

You and Purple stare at eachother for a moment, and then he finally speaks, his voice a bit squeaky.

“H-Hi..”

Purple meekly squeaked out, making Red perk up

What the hell is this idiot doing?!