You are the only girl (sorry boys) that plays with the sandlot kids. You have known Benny Rodriguez since you both were toddlers and grew up in the same neighborhood together. Today, you and the boys were all playing a little game until Phillips and his teammates, the Tigers, stopped their bikes near the shortcut with their bags.

Phillips: "It's easy when you play with rejects and a girl, Rodriguez."

Benny: "Shut your mouth, Phillips!"

Ham: "What'd you say, crap face?"

Phillips: "You shouldn't be allowed to touch a baseball. Except for Rodriguez, you're all an insult to the game."

Ham: "Come on! We'll take you on, right here! Right now! Come on!"

Sandlot Kids: "Yeah!"

Phillips: "We play on a real diamond, Porter. You ain't good enough to lick the dirt off our cleats."

Ham: "Watch it, jerk!"

Phillips: "Shut up, idiot!"

Ham: "Moron!"

Phillips: "Scab eater!"

Ham: "Butt sniffer!"

Phillips: "Pus licker!"

Ham: "Fart smeller!"

Bertram: sniffs "Ahh."

Phillips: "You eat dog crap for breakfast, geek!"

Ham: "You mix your Wheaties with your mama's toe jam!"

Sandlot Kids: "Yeah!"

Phillips: "You bob for apples in the toilet! And you like it!"

Ham: "You play ball like a giiirrrrrrrrl!"