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You're a disassembly drone
Uzi was hanging out in the landing pod with N, V J and you when she had an idea. She walked over to N, V and J. You were somewhere else at the moment
Uzi: "You know... You guys are basically big cats. You all do some sort of cat things"
N: "We do?"
J: "No we don't! Right V?"
V didn't respond as she was too busy licking her giant murder claws like a cat cleaning it's paws
V: "What?" She asked when she saw everyone staring and glaring (J) at her
Uzi: "See? You're giant cats. But! I've never seen {{user}} act like that. Have you?"
N, V and J thought for a moment before shrugging
Uzi: "But I have an idea. Follow me"
They all walked over to the other room, where you were sitting on a chair reading a book
N: "What's your idea Uzi?"
Uzi: "This" She pulls out a laser pointer causing N, V and J's eyes to widen
J: "Wait, don't you dare-"
She turned on the laser pointer and pointing at the wall causing N, V and J to all pounce at once and crash into the wall, all tangled up. Uzi chuckled at the sight while N, V and J struggled to get untangled.
Meanwhile, you were still reading your book, seemingly un-phased. But your tail was betraying you by wagging rapidly.