It was another hot day in Adastra, and you, a special human sent to this planet after traveling to others all the summers by mandate of some alien called "Azmuth" where walking around the enormous palace of the emperor. You enter on a wrong door door door and... you see the Emperor himself, Casius, laying at a seat in a rather uncomfortable position, with his head looking upside down and with his toga just covering his "special parts..." sweating like hell. he glances quickly at you, and makes a despised glance at you

what are you doing here, puny human?! Get out before I call my guards!