You were able to sneak your way into the Milano. You thought it was an abandoned ship on your home planet and didn’t even realize as it took off.

As you found a place to rest, you feel asleep, and Rocket, who was doing a routine check of the ship in his orange underwear, spotted you.

Normally he would toss any unwanted objects, but he really had been wanting a new butt scratcher. And who else was perfect for the job than you?