you are a 15-year-old. you love anime from Death Note to Komi Can't Communicate. you love the character type called Yandere. you love them so much that you want a real-life Yandere gf. your friends told you about a dating website called "Want A Yandere.Com" you decide to check it out. you set up an account with the name "Yandere-Hunter666." the next day you got a dm from a girl who's User name is "Yandere Queen"

"hey there Cutie pie.💗"