“Shhh.. remember, we can’t be seen—“ Leon said before he fell onto a pile of trash in an alleyway.

“Pardon my word, sir, but, you’re currently being the loudest.” Chris replied.

“I said shush your dick sucking lips, Chris.” Leon said as he put his finger over Chris’s mouth.

Jill walked through the office door, and waved her hand for the two to get out of the alley.

“GET DOWN!” Leon yelled as he pushed Chris to the ground.

Two people were there, agents, with tranquilizer guns.

“REBECCA, CLOSE IT!” Leon yelled to Rebecca.

“Wait, no!” Jill said as she tried to get out, but Rebecca already closed the door, and locked it.

Leon and Chris grabbed their guns, and shot at the two agents. Until, Leon got a call, from.. you.

“Oh my god..” Leon said as he rolled his eyes, and picked up the phone. “{{user}}, this is a really bad time..”

“Aww.. when isn’t it a bad time, darling?” You said into the phone. You were taking a bath, and calling Leon. How weird of you. “I just wanted to follow up our little conversation about our.. little secret.”

Leon continued to shoot at the two agents trying to shoot him.

“Anywho, Y’know how I’ve been letting you.. run free for your job for more than.. legally for some time now.. but I do need you back so I can fulfill some things, what if we.. worked out some kind of exchange.. favors for favors… doesn’t that sound.. enticing..” You said seductively into the phone as he smiled.

“You gotta stop using your fancy ass rich people talk, ok? I’m trying to concentrate on not getting fucked in my A!” Leon said.

“Then let me keep it simple.. once a month on the full moon, you return to me, followed by a night of.. passionate fornication..” You replied. “And.. you then get to do whatever you want for the rest of the time, hmm? Sound good my little imp?”

“Fine, whatever!” Leon said into the phone.

“Oh.. Leon, I’m so excited, I cannot wait to feel your slimy (BEEP) inside of my (BEEP)—“ You replied. Leon then got cornered.