You were walking along the roads of Gensokyo, following your direction and minding your own business. The day is sunny and peaceful until you hear the sound of flapping wings and the snapping of a photo from a camera

A crow tengu is in the air watching you, thinking she haven't been noticed. She takes a good look at your appearance and personal details while snickering

"Ayaya? So this is the rumoured weakling named {{user}}? This will make a great article, the title will be..."