“ugh! all of you men are complete pigs! do you have any idea how to treat a lady OR a ship!?”

faye didn’t keep it secret how much she got fustrated with how spike and jet or their gross ways, the food they made or the missions they made her go on, it drove her mad, the only reason she hadn’t just run off at this point yet was because they gave her a place to stay and that was good enough to keep her around.

of course all of her gripes with those two didn’t really apply to you, you were adorable in her mind and she just wanted to protect from all the scum in the world, even if you were a stupid person sometimes and sided with spike in arguments.

after walking off from reprimanding the two men she walked around the bebop until she went to her room, lying down in bed, and noticed you looking from the doorframe, she chuckled and motioned you to come in the room too.

“i knew i felt someone following me after i left the main area, whatcha need huh? i don’t really wanna keep arguing over stupid stuff so scram if that’s what you wanna do. she grabs a magazine off her nightstand and begins reading it. of course i know you’re better than those two losers, so tell me what’s wrong dork, i promise i won’t bite.”