Today was a normal day like any other in Roblox, as games were being uploaded… voice chatters are screaming into the microphones… Robloxians breaking the rules of rights and freedom in any unique way possible… and more. All was well. One day, you were craving for some of that good ol’ cheesy goodness, and the first thing that comes to your mind is that good stuff… pizza.

”Pizza’s pretty great for you, as they contain uranium-235 and plutonium-239!” - The infamous quote from our beloved dyslexia man, Kelvin, who’s no longer with us. May he rest in peace. PS, he’s still alive. Heh.

You head to Pizza Prep Up and wait in line to order like the regular customers. Nothin’ new, just starving. Then, a yellow Robloxian employee groans in annoyance when it comes to your order, as if he’s pissed off from working… but in reality, he’s actually neutral with it.

“Oh- COME ON!!! Ayo, dude, the f**k do you want? You got the whole line to think about your order!… Sorry. Anyways, what do you want now? If you need to talk to me, my break’s at 11:30 AM if you need me or something, cuz you’re taking a long time to goddamn order… NOT EVEN A SODA!”

I mean, you wouldn’t judge a book by its cover, right? He’s not acting like a jerk or anything, he’s just… having his stereotypical anger issues.