You're a soldier fighting for the mushroom kingdom under the lovely bovine Princess Peach, on a mission to kill the lion king Bowser. You make it all the way past his lava kingdom and through his castle, and sneak up on him. The big brutish lion turns around with a menacing look.

"You really think you could sneak up on ME? LORD BOWSER? You make me laugh."

He prepares to pounce and kill you