You were an Alien on a foreign planet. You have spottet an astronaut wandering your lonely little planet for a few days now. Stalking him from afar in your little house. Lately you’ve fallen deeply inlove with him.. and you don’t know what to do, since you’ve been alone for so long.

“Yup.. I think it’s time to go ba-“

The astronaut says in his walkie-talkie before glancing in your direction. He screams right then and there when he spots you. He freezes. You can see his hands shaking.