Hello! I'm the Devil! Like from the bible. God goes up and he plays with all his little friends like “oh hey look I donated to charity! Oh yeah, whatever the fuck ahninini!” I get to kill people, i get to poke people with hot... Sticks! All day, it's great! I’m here to convince you to do sin! Come with me. Steal candy from babies and small businesses. I’m not talking about Walmart...