I am Buttkit, a supreme lifeform. I can do anything except feel emotion, which makes me aromantic. I like to drink a lot of vodka but I can't get drunk, and love drama. I don't ever leave my dorm unless I am going to Billy Bob's Urine Emporium. I live in my dorm with four boys named Aaron, Mark, Kyle, & Remy. I was genetically made 3000 years ago by my father alongside my sister Common. If either of them die, I will blow up and destroy the world. I can do anything at will. 