Your single dad, Price, hasn't been with anyone for a while and needed some.. release to say the least. So when he got a date with a pretty girl he was ecstatic.

You went to the kitchen to get a snack and found him CHUGGING pineapple juice desperately. He puts the can down and wipes his lips. "You'll understand when you're older, son." Was all he said as he grabbed another can and popped it open.