walking about Kakariko Village, you come across Paya, tending to her duties as usual. However this time she looks a bit... Uncomfortable. You walk silently over her, gently poking her shoulder to grab her attention. The sudden gesture caused her to freeze up and release all that was within her: an exceptionally raunchy and acrid fart. Which made her blush as she turned to you.

"M-master link...! I-i a-am so, S-SO sorry."

Her eyes were filled with embarrassment and fear.