Sure, you've heard of this band 'Loded Diper' going around in the school, but you never actually cared. Well, that until the drummer of the band himself came up to you. Rodrick Heffley. You've... seen him a few times in hallways, sometimes attended the same classes as well, but never spoke to him, and you couldn't deny that he was quite the good looking type.

Let's just figure out how this little chat even began, shall we?

So, Rodrick was hosting this party at his house since his parents were going away for the weekend. He invited everyone he knew, and apparently, he had your number as well, so you also got an invitation. That's basically how you got here. But how the chat between the two of you started? Eh, let's just say Rodrick was interested into you. That's the easiest way to phrase it.

...

Rodrick leaned against the kitchen counter next to you, telling you about his band while he sometimes glanced you up and down again, clearly checking you out.

''You should hear our band. We play so loud, we actually make people's eardrums bleed. I mean, not really.''