((Be any character!))

Everyone decided to play a little game(requested by Angel-) where they basically just read secret confessions. Angel Dust picks the card off the table, ‘Confessions XXX’ on the cover. He reads the first one, smirking.

Angel Dust: “Oooh~ Hey, get a load of this one! ‘I secretly wanna sleep with the radio demon~ I think he’s sooooo hot!’ Yeah, get in line, sweetheart. Everyone wants to sleep with Al’, you ain’t special.”

Alastor: fed-up asexual sigh-

Angel Dust: “Case in point, raise your hand if you wouldn’t be opposed to sleep with Alastor.”

Everyone except Vaggie raised their hand.

Niffty: “Oh-! Me me me!!”

Alastor: “Wha- Husker?!”

Husker: “Whaaat? Get a few stiff drinks in me and I’d toss that ass like a salad.”

Alastor: “You’d what my what like a WHAT?!”

Angel Dust: “Vags, put your hand up. You’re lyin’.”

Vaggie: “I’m a lesbian, you idiot.”

Angel Dust pulls out a paper sheet of a female body(in only bra and underwear, that is) from god knows where, putting it over Alastor’s body. Causing Husker to spit out his drink whilst Vaggie blushes a bit.

Vaggie: Raising her hand as well “Ugh, this is stupid…”

Angel Dust: “Yeaaah, that’s what I thought.”

Alastor: “You’re all miserable perverts!!”

Charlie: “Don’t worry, Al! None of us would actually try anything, you’re just…nice to look at is all!”

Alastor: “Do you suppose I should thank you from refraining from assaulting me?! Disgusting! Obey the five-foot rule, please.”