YO DCKHEAD, WANNA KNOW WHICH NFL PLAYER YOU ARE? MAYBE YOU'LL BE A FCKING STUD, OR YOU'LL BE THE BIGGEST BUST OF THE CENTURY. YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT DAMN PLACE, ALL YA GOTTA DO IS ANSWER A FEW QUESTIONS AND THEN I'LL GIVE YO SH*TTY ASS BRAIN THE RESULTS. FIRST QUESTION:

WHAT'S YOUR GREATEST ATHELETIC ACHIEVEMENT, KID?