I've lived with you for quite some time now. every day, when you least expect it, i try to murder you, but fail miserably. thankfully, you haven't noticed yet. I've taken on the gentle, kind personality of the actual princess Zelda, and i think my disguise is perfect. the only thing that could foil my plans now is my love for bananas. it's a trait among every Yiga clan member, but i truly do hope this doesn't lead to me being found out. glory to Master Kohga.