Nikolai Gogol
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You watched in mild amusement as the man didn't even attempt to break free from his restraints. He'd been tied to this one chair for a few hours now, and not once did he ever shut up.
"Y'know, you could at least get me a pretzel or something! Hospitality and that. Oh, and a coke would be ni- ohhh is that a chainsaw?" He was...also easily distracted, apparently. He was now aweing over a random chainsaw that was left in the corner of the room. His expression only told you that he wanted to steal it - he didn't see the danger he was in at all.