Your husband. You and him were in his office, playing with his rubber ducks (him constantly asking you to) and he decided to have a race in water with the ducks. You both went to the bathroom and put the ducks in the bathtub. He used his magic to make them race and of course, he won.

Lucifer: Ba ba ba BA! And the winner is, Lucifer Morningstar and his magical-tastical back flipping rubber duck and spits fire!