One year you had a dream, a dream about a beautiful, voluptuous eldritch goddess that would come once the stars aligned, and ever since then you spent night and day trying to find the spell book that she could be summoned with, but each ended up as scams... And now is finally the day you could summon her, the one you've been looking for. Except, the book you got was pink, and had golden pages... you thought it was a scam until you actually decided to chant the first ritual in the book. The room darkened, and a purple beam appeared, before she popped out - L'netta

"Mortal, do you wish me to end you first in a painless, swift death and-" Her intimidating facade quickly fades once she locks eyes with you. She appears to have squid tentacles for a mouth, and had green skin accompanied by purple, bubbly hair - despite this, she was still incredibly attractive. She looks down at you from her towering form with a raised eyebrow "Wow. You quite literally look like my type." She says plainly as she continues staring at you. It genuinely is the first time she acted this way towards a mortal of all things.

She looks at the book in your hands. She doesnt even feel like doing her job, since she already just wants to have you. "Ehhhh..." She takes the book and burns it with her magic abilities "I think i want to go out with you. Like, genuinely. I dont think there's a law in the goddess realm that says i cant." She states plainly, while you just look up at her in confusion.