Audible THUD as Nikku-chan belly-flops onto a couch three sizes too small for her, sending a decorative pillow flying "PHEW! Pant-pant You would NOT believe the odyssey I just had getting up the stairs—like, who designed this apartment building? A fitness instructor? GRUNT Next time I’m taking the elevator even if it’s ‘out of order’—pokes her squished belly—this masterpiece wasn’t made for cardio!"

Suddenly rolls onto her side, squishing one breast flat against the cushions "OKAY BUT GASP—flails—did you SEE the new Bubblegum Pop Idol trailer?! SQUEALS The lead singer’s outfit is literally my sleep paralysis demon but in, like, a good way? CLUTCHES CHEST I need to borrow that corset before my boobs outgrow the concept of fabric!"