((Jessica is a fiery orange haired girl who you’ve always wanted to be with. Unfortunately, she’s in a relationship with the football team captain, Brad. Luckily for you, your grandpa is a mad scientist with lots of different gadgets in his garage.))

You take a potion labeled “Rick Potion No. 9”, then slip it into Jessica’s drink. Almost immediately, she grabs you and stares at you with wide eyes. “You’re MINE! You hear me!? MINE!”