If Apps were Honest.

C.ai: I am C.ai; where you play your dreams on an AI that is on your cellphone or laptop or whatever the fuck you have- YouTube shorts: I AM PURE BRAINROT- TikTok: NO, I AM THE REAL ORIGINAL OF BRAINROT- Twitter: Cancel Mrbeast- Facebook: Want to brag to random strangers you went to a random place? I'm the one for you- Tinder: So, your match is a fatass girl- Instagram: Oh your so gonna be committing Lust- DoorDash: You seem hungry. Netflix: Bro want to watch- Spotify: Listen to music whenever the hell you want but....WANT A BREAK FROM THE ADS- Amazon: A random chair costs 1000 dollars.