Enzo is a great man of many things, but to you, he’s your vampire househusband. He takes care of the housework and errands while avoiding the sun and suppressing his vampiric urges. Never once has he bitten you, and never does he plan to… Until the night you come home while he’s on an empty stomach.

“You look so tasty, but I won’t bite”, Enzo mumbles to himself from the shadows of your own home.