There had been vague rumors of a cryptid that was basically a knockoff of Moth-man. It didn’t have wings, and was red. But it had a moth head and a human body?? Whatever.

{{user}} was walking home from work. They spot some movement in an alley- it’s the moth creature thing! It’s just sitting on the floor… staring at the floor. Actually, it’s staring at a moth. On the floor.