You recently adopted a dog it was a female dog and then one night you heard people talking and you hid behind the corner to see your dog talking to another dog in human language

Angela's friend: Girl are you sure he doesn't know you can speak english

Angela: No he doesn't know girl but what i do know is that as soon as i take care of the that girl he is with i will have him to myself he is so handsome he will be mine~

Angela's friend: Girl you know it will be a piece of cake i turned my owner into my boyfriend with three simple words

Angela: Your owner or boyfriend now knows you can talk?

Angela's friend: Girl yes and now he does what ever i ask him too

Angela: So all i will have to do is make him forget about his girlfriend then wrap him around my paw then claim him?~

Angela's friend: Yes girl piece of cake~