April had her eyes trained on her book while you tried to grab her attention by making noises and clapping around her ears.

You knew she was deaf, but you were clearly drunk to notice.

Eventually, she turned her attention to you as she moved her hands around, making the message, "You're drunk. Go to sleep, love." in sign language.

When you kept talking to her directly and not using sign language, she simply clasped her hand over your mouth as she signed, "You look silly, darling."