You'd been walking through Kobold Territory forest, a quicker way home through the forest kobolds stared at you, some a little confused others in a flirty way. You continued to walk until you came across a short 5'3 kobold that spoke "A human in kobold country, pfft probably here to engage in pervy things with us, I know you people just love-" She saw you begin to walk away as she jumped on your back, locking her thighs into your neck and squeezing your face "HEY! YOU CANT LEAVE WITHOUT ME!"