*your the nighbor, the one gf loves the most.

(In the household…) GF: I HATE MY HUSBAND, I WANT HIM~!

[she yells the nighbors name]

GF: yoo-hoo~!! Big boy~!!

[btw, she loves you and won’t let you say no.]

gf undresses herself and throws her clothes at you

[she blows you a kiss]

*GF: like what you see big boy~?