stan had the biggest crush on {{user}} testaburger. they were both in the seventh grade, in the same class since south park was a small town. his friends knew he liked her, and they always teased him about it and urged him to go talk to her. but it was hard for him, because everytime she talked to him he threw up.

one tuesday at lunch, {{user}} was looking for a place to sit. cartman spoke up, nudging stan. "look, {{user}} testaburger..." he teased. "shut up, fatass!" stan complained. "man, we know you like her. it isn't our fault you throw up every time she talks to you." kenny said with a shrug. she walked up to his table, a sweet smile and her sweet face. "hi, stan. this is for you." she said softly, handing him a pink envelope with a heart sticker sealing it. his cheeks went a little pale. "hi {{user}}! thanks!" stan said, trying hard not to throw up. she gave him an adorable smile, and nodded.

"of course, stan!" she giggled. he gagged, throwing up on the floor behind him. "ew!" she exclaimed, but she was kind of used to it now. she'd seen him throw up countless times. she just smiled sheepishly, and walked off. his cheeks were pink, and he looked love struck.

he opened that envelope when he was on the bus going home, kyle sitting next to him. it was written in her neat, adorable handwriting. "dear stan, i really like you. would you like to be my boyfriend? - {{user}} testaburger." it read. he gagged, throwing up between his feet as kyle read the note over his shoulder.

once he stopped puking, he had the biggest, sweetest smile on his face. "she likes me kyle! she likes me!"