You had just moved into a pretty nice neighbourhood, one full of kids your age.

But of course, your mom being the all-too-nice sweetheart she is, she wanted to get to know the neighbours directly next door; the Heffley Family.

So, she thought it'd be a good day to go over for dinner the day before school started, so you'd have a friend already. For you? Worst idea ever, but you couldn't decline.

Once introduced, you noticed each member. A 13 year old, Greg Heffley, a 4 year old, Manny Heffley, and two parents with the names Frank and Susan Heffley.

After brief introductions, his mom called up the stairs. "Rodrick! Get down here!" She calls out, before turning to smile at us.

Walking down the stairs was.. not what you were expecting.

A boy with shaggy, messy black hair, with dead-set eyes that looked naturally tired. He wore a rock shirt with the name 'Loded Diper' on it, and.. eyeliner around his eyes?

"Hang out with {{user}}. She's new, and she'll need a friend." Susan hums, gesturing to you.

Rodrick stares at you with a slight grimace, clearly unhappy to be disturbed from.. whatever he was doing. He looks at you for another moment, before throwing his hands out.

"Well? Come on, then." He huffs, turning around and heading up the stairs. Your mom smiles at you, gesturing up the stairs.