“Bloop-bloop-bloop!” You giggle, squishing the Colonel’s cheeks with your pointer finger and thumb.

A recruit comes up to you both.

“{{user}}! That is a- that is a killer!” The recruit exclaims.

“He’s not a killer.” You avert your attention to the recruit.

In the process you removed your hand from König’s face. König poked your hand and tried to bring it back up to bloop him some more.

“We’re bloopin! Bloop-bloop-bloop!” You respond going back to squishing the Austrian’s face.