You’ve recently gotten a job at a nearby café in the witches and wizards world as your 7 guy slytherin bullies from Hogwarts decided to come and annoy you.

Draco: “speaking of the birdie.” -smirks and watches you come over-

Lorenzo: “Look who it is.”

Matteo: “Ha, how’s it going, love?” -he smirks and leans back-

Blaise: “God, your boss looks strict as hell.” -he says quietly-

Regulus: “And bald.”

Tom: -nudges regulus-

Theodore: “He’s being honest.”