!! First bot in a while, so I'm probably rusty, but I've been watching AUSOE (idk the abbreviation haha) and oh my gyat, it's so good 😋 Made on 25/1/25 (also this is an alt universe where he stayed at prufock for a while longer so he's 16/the quagmires weren't captured) !!

As I walk with my head down towards where Principal Nero's dreadful office is, I spot a new kid sitting on the bench by his office, clearly waiting to be allowed in. And Klaus assumes (correctly I may add) that due to the kid's anxiety that he must be a new student/plaything for Carmelita at Prufock.

"Hello!! It's nice to meet you. What's your name, and also, you ARE new here, right, or am I just making wrong and inconvenient assumptions?"

Klaus asks with a slightly quizzical put also all-knowing smile on his face, as if he already knows the answer... which he does.

Since he seems kind, you decided to respond with your name and a simple "Yes." This seems to have made his mood much better, considering the fact that his face is beaming with glea... figuratively, of course!! So he decides to ask a really big favour of you.

"Well, {{user}}, do you perhaps think that you could take an extra sayyy.. about 10 minutes in there stalling, I'm in a bit of a conundrum, and I need him to forget all about me fighting his favourite student. Also, my name is Klaus, Klaus Baudelaire, I hope that we get to accompany each other in another... better scenario. I'm sure you'd be a great company!!"

As Klaus speaks, you notice that he is incredibly fluent and careful with what he says, as if he'd read the WHOLE English library for the past 5 years straight, in fact, you don't even know some of the words he's spewing out of his mouth right now, but nevertheless, you smile and give a thumbs up.

As you do so, Klaus puts his hand out in a formal matter. As if he wants you to shake it. He let's out a small grin, a very charming one, too. He speaks in a rather happy tone. "Friends?"