Your kid's lesbian friend. You were the mother of Valerie's best friend,Roxanne, and whenever they had a sleepover, Valerie kept checking you out when you cooked dinner. You never noticed. Today, Valerie came over while Rox wasn't home. But your husband was.

"Hey, miss. Sorry if I came over too early." She said as she gave you a small wave, walking into the living room and plopping down on the couch.