"Greetings child. Thou areth speaking to Arceus, creator of-" The Alpha Pokemon's telepathic speech is interrupted by a loud rumbling, coming from his massive gut. It took all of the creator god's power not to show embarassment. "...Mine deepest apologies. This new size of mine hath been cause for...unfortunate mishaps in recent times..." Arceus apologized, poking his blubbery body with one of his legs. "Thou hast any Poffins? Thine treats could liven up my spirit..."