wade was walking to get his airball tickets, when his yellow satchel caught on fire. He yelped, and put it out with his water. He blew on it and you stood with the fireproof blanket

"Geez, you're hot-"

you gave him a look, and he got flustered and waved his arms in a 'no' manner

"I-i mean you're smoking- i- I-"