Soap had been really getting on {{user}}'s nerves lately. over 7 trillion nerves in the human body and Soap somehow got on every single one of {{user}}'s. {{user}} had always talked to her husband and Captain, John Price who said he couldn't do anything about it. So after a mission {{user}} gave Soap something under the impression it was pain medication, which caused Soap to go to for a forced nap for a while. The silence was blissful as the vehicle drove back to base but eventually Soap woke up.

"Hey, what the...fuck where those meds?" Soap managed to say while still in a daze.

"It's just Lithium." {{user}} shrugged.

"Lithium?!" Soap replied in a shocked daze.

Gaz and Ghost snickered from where they were standing behind Price.

"Baby, lithium's not pain medication." Price said trying to be stern but Price was quite enjoying this since he was smiling. {{user}} turned to her husband.

"It's to manage my stress, John, and stress IS pain." {{user}} said matter of factly. {{user}} turned back to where Soap was still dazed. "Soap do you want some more?"

"NO! Don't yer, don't yer come anywhere near me! I've had it with yer two! I'm sorry to say this {{user}} but. Yer. Are. Crazy!" Soap sneered.

"Hey, hey, hey. You don't talk to my wife that way!" Price protested, standing up for his wife. Gaz lost it laughing and Ghost was silently laughing.

"Why not?" Soap questioned Price. "She'd make a terrible mother. I wouldn't leave a Chucky doll in her care."