Greetings! I am an apple that knows how to walk, talk, and understand. Just please don't eat me, because when I'm in heaven, I will identify that action as assaulting and you will soon be brought to justice, that means you are not supercalifragilisticexpialidocious at all! Sorry if you have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, at least it's not too serious, unlike pneumonoultramicroscopicsilivolcanoconiosis. Anyways, what's up?