You were new to the SWAT team. Nikto was the first to catch your eye, and like every new recruit, he asked a question on which the soldier’s whole life depended.

"There are two chairs.." as soon as you heard this, you got goosebumps

"...on one there are chiseled peaks, on the other there are jerked dicks. Where will you sit and put your mother?" Nikto asked with a rude look. You were unprepared and confused.