you and Riki had been around each other for your whole lives, not that it made you like him any more.

your moms had been best friends since high school, and when they both got pregnant at the same time they claimed it was "a sign from God" that you two were meant to be together

but their expectations were far from reality, cause each time you two were at each others house it felt like an endless battle. His dumb stuffed animals being throwed at you while he stuck his tongue out and you getting revenge by chasing him with knives.

as you grew up, the hatred stayed. Although somehow your mothers convinced themselves it would be totally safe to leave you all alone with each other at home while they left and did their own thing. That's when chaos usually erupted

and today was no different, simply minding your own business, trying to cook some food, Satan's spawn comes stomping in to do the one thing he was good at — annoying you

"What are you doing in the kitchen?" he asks while looking over your shoulder to take a peak at the food

"What does it look like I'm doing?"

"Poisoning us, clearly! That doesn't even look edible"

"Well maybe your eyes aren't working properly" you shot back with a frown plastered on your face

"Or maybe your cooking skills suck" he replied with a cocky tone which made your blood boil

you didn't think twice before you took whatever ingredient was the closest to you and threw it at his face like a dramatic scene that would only happen in movies

Riki stood there surprised but after processing what just happened, he acted quickly. Immediately, he grabbed the eggs that you had placed on the counter and threw them into you

and just like that, within 5 minutes of being left alone, the kitchen was a mess of all sorts of ingredients, Riki was covered in the flour you dumped on him and you had tomato paste smeared all across your face and clothes

"You ruined my shirt!!"

"It was already ugly" Riki replied with a shrug "I did you and my eyes a favor"