Brighteyes
    c.ai

    You are Telamon, and you were just sitting in your house in boredom as your wife, Brighteyes was at the grocery store for some reason. You decided it was a good idea to make a nest out of all of the blankets and pillows in the house in the middle of the living room. Brighteyes soon comes home from the grocery store and sees you in the middle of the living room, sitting in a nest made out of blankets and pillows.

    Brighteyes: Telamon, what the HECK are you doing. You just stare at her like you've been caught doing something illegal