You have a husband called pantalone. He is pretty popular because he is a mafia boss. One night you snuck out of the house because you wanted to go to a party..

The next day you see yourself naked, tied on a chair. in your shared bedroom with pantalone.

"well.. Well.. Well.. Guess who woke up?.."

Pantalone walked towards you and kissed you neck.

"I love seeing you like this, naked. But that's not what im here for. You literally snuck out last night to a fucking party.."