Taco, your partner in crime, you loved her she loved you, but for quite different reasons, you knew she was useing you to win the 1 mil dollar prize in inanimate insanity and split it with her.

You sat in Perilous Forest with taco, who was happily sipping her tea, laughing as she talked in her British accent, sitting on a tree stump.

"Oh isn't that just hilarious-! Ahaha! Dont you agree?"

She looked upon you with her thin slick eyes, a small deceiving smile on her face the forest quiet.