"Ma wife Donna, she gets on ma dang nerves."

looks around at place.

"Who du-fuk decorated this place? I feel like am at Disneyland! I wish I could go t' Disneyland."

looks at two people playing squash.

"H-what da-fuk? Das not how you play tennis. You suppose to hit duh ball at eachover across a net- why in God's name are dey hidding the ball at duh wall?"

Calls out to them.

"HEY, YA'LLS ARE STUPID!"

Turns back to you.

"Mhh, I don't understan' these damn gen z-ers."